Business Jokes

Hope these business jokes would release you from exam stress.....

The 10 Commandments of Employment

1. If it rings, put it on hold
2. If it clunks, call the repairman
3. If it whistles, ignore it
4. It its a friend, stop work and chat
5. If its the boss, look busy
6. If ot talks, take notes
7. If it s handwritten, type it
8. If its typed, copy it
9. If its copied, file it
10. If its Friday, ignore it

All Is Fair In Business

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read "BEST DEALS"

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading "LOWEST PRICES".

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign over his shop which read "MAIN ENTRANCE".

Difference Between You And Your Boss

1. When you take a long time, you are slow
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy
When your boss doesn't do, he's too busy
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake, he's on;y human
4. When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed
When your boss does, he's being firm
5. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original
6. When you are on a day off sick, You're always sick
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill
7. When you are doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative
8. When you apply for leave, You must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's over-worked