When we are ill ??????

When we are ill what will we do? .From younger class onwards we have studied that when we are ill we go to hospital , yes it is right. But now it has been changed, "When we are ill we go to Toilet". Don't laugh this is true, in case of stomach pain we first go to toilet. This is what i have explained. am i right if so thanks to my dear brother he gaves me this idea he is of 10 yeras and he is in third standard.