MARKETING MAKES LIFE SIMPLE.........

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing "

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's
very rich. "Marry him." - That's Advertising "


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get
her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very
rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing "

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open
the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" -
That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
Recognition "

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face. -"
That's Customer Feedback "

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -"
That's demand and supply gap "

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will
you marry me?" and she goes with him - " That's competition eating into
your market share "

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -" That’s restriction
for entering new markets”

HOPE I MADE YOUR MARKETING CONCEPTS EASY...........................................

"enjoy and study"

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